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Title: Jurassic Park
Author: Valeria_sg_1
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13 for a swear word and a little violence
Spoilers: none
Challenge: DVD titles


“Which Goa’uld pulled a John Hammond and cloned dinosaurs?” Sam’s voice sounded strained as she launched a grenade and another raptor exploded. Teal’c took advantage of the momentary confusion of the animals to kill the remaining two with a staff blast to their chests.
“Nirrti.” The Jaffa boomed. “She makes them fight each other for the purpose of entertainment.”
“Shouldn’t we be flattered that Goa’ulds find earth products so à la mode?” Jack muttered sarcastically as he zatted a compy.
Just then Daniel tripped on a protruding root and fell face down onto a mountain of dinosaur droppings. “Shit.”
O’Neill snickered “Precisely, Daniel.”


Title: Matrix Reloaded
Author: Valeria_sg_1
Pairing: None
Rating: Pg-13 for strong sexual innuendoes.
Spoilers: none
Warnings: sexual harassment ; P Hints of f/f and m/m
Challenge: DVD titles


“And are we in Matrix now?” Jack shouted to be heard over the loud drumming music.
“No, we can’t jack in. We don’t have plugs.” Sam explained.
A woman in a flimsy, see-through dress rubbed herself against her back and slid two fingers under the waistband of her camouflage pants.
Sam yelped and retreated next to her teammates.
“This is Zion, the last human city.” Teal’c offered, both eyebrows rising at the sight before him.
The large cave was packed with humans dancing to a tribal rhythm and touching each other intimately as they stamped their feet on the muddy ground.


Title: Matrix Re-Reloaded (as if once wasn’t enough)

“Well, it’s…bizarre.” Daniel looked at the kissing couple next to him and wasn’t prepared when the girl assaulted him and ground her crotch down on his thigh. Her tongue sneaked out and licked the rim of his glasses before moving towards his mouth.
“Damnit, no…” He pushed her away just as Jack yanked Sam out of the trajectory of some man’s very eager hips.
“I’m starting to think those machines actually had a good ide…what the heck?” His voice suddenly rose several octaves. “That’s it. We’re outta here.”
“What..?” Daniel asked.
Sam made a face.
“That man groped his ass.”



Title: Insubordination
Author: Valeria_sg_1
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Rating: Adults
Spoilers: Tag to The first commandment
Warning: non-consensual sex
Challenge: Dirtywrong.
AN: Sequel to Chain of command ( http://www.livejournal.com/community/samcarter100/72860.html#cutid1 )


Sam knew it was coming even as he handed her the bible on the planet with comforting words. She had defied a direct order after all.
Her olive green pants were down to her knees, as were his. She wasn’t even worth untying their boots.
The wooden surface of the table was cold against her abdomen and pressed painfully on her pubic bone.
She whined in pain.
“You just don’t get it uh?” He panted out angrily in between strokes, but he did curl his arm around her and gently rubbed the soreness away.
This time, too, he didn’t come.

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Date: 2005-06-28 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scruffyduck.livejournal.com
I love that last one. Just so..grr.

Just all so brilliant.

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Date: 2005-06-28 12:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
Thank you hon! *bows*

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Date: 2005-06-28 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demonrattie.livejournal.com
Freakin' awesome. :D

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Date: 2005-06-28 12:06 pm (UTC)
ext_26791: (Jack)
From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
Thank you dear \:D/

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Date: 2005-06-28 08:00 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mercscilla.livejournal.com
The 'Matrix' one have me still laughing, the last one...Ô.o
But still I love them ^-^

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Date: 2005-06-28 12:19 pm (UTC)
ext_26791: (Jack)
From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
Oh, we're little pervert things in the sg-1 fandom...
Chain of command has been one of my most successful drabbles...

Ever read Sam/Replicarter? @_@

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Date: 2005-06-28 01:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mercscilla.livejournal.com
Wheeeee, no not yet ^-^ Will do ;)
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Date: 2005-06-29 07:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mercscilla.livejournal.com
Thanks *goes of to replicarter-town*

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Date: 2005-06-29 07:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
That was the wrong name...that one is a journal, not a community...didn't even know it existed...@_@

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Date: 2005-06-29 07:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mercscilla.livejournal.com
Is okay, I'll find it *takes off*

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Date: 2005-06-29 07:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
There's a community around here hosting replicarter fanfic...;P

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Date: 2005-06-28 03:59 pm (UTC)
ext_962: (jack-measure)
From: [identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com
Haha! The first three made me laugh. The last one was pretty damn hot, even if it's all sorts of wrong! Good job! :p

alpha!jack, guh!

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Date: 2005-06-29 07:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
Thank you!
Is good to be back in the fandom like this :)

The dirtywrong has soo become my fave challenge...
::has fantasy on rough-and-dominant!Jack::

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Date: 2005-06-28 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teryl-brat42.livejournal.com
*is watching Jurassic Park as she reads this*

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Date: 2005-06-29 07:18 am (UTC)
ext_26791: (Jack)
From: [identity profile] valeria-sg-1.livejournal.com
I'll call this the official summer of Jurassic Park loving!!!

I've already read the book once and watched the movie twice this week...

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