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Just two crappy pieces I wrote for challenges…
Title: The beast
Rating: G
Challenge: a member of SG-1 gets hurt in the weirdest or silliest way possible
Author’s notes: response to a challenge on the LJ community sgffchallenges. Not beta-read, all mistakes are mine. Oh, and it’s a very crappy piece. Don’t complain to me, I have warned you.

Colonel O’Neill was bored. Daniel was buried in paperwork and Carter and the Doc had taken a day off to spend with Cassie and took Teal’c with them. Which meant he had no one to pester today. He huffed, stuffing his hands into his pockets and strolled absently through the empty corridors of the SGC, carefully avoiding all the turns that would take him to his office, where a pile of unfinished reports sat waiting for him.
He was wondering whether he could ‘borrow’ some batteries from one of Carter’s doohickeys to use on his gameboy when the loud thumping of high heels coming from behind the corner caught his attention.
The petite Dr. Fraiser appeared moments later, storming in the direction of the infirmary in long strides.
Major Carter and Teal’c, both in civvies, followed right behind her, Sam holding the Jaffa’s right hand, which was heavily bandaged with blood-stained gauze.
“What happened?” Jack asked as he turned on his heels and took the lead of the small group.
“Teal’c had a little accident, sir.” Carter explained, saluting her C.O with a small nod of her head.
“An accident?” He echoed incredulously, scowling. Teal’c had repeatedly proven himself able to get out unhurt of almost any situation.
“A beast attacked me, O’Neill.” The Jaffa clarified as he sat down on one of the infirmary beds.
If that was possible, the space between his eyebrows narrowed even more. “Care to elaborate?” Jack probed, shivering as Janet inserted a needle under his friend’s skin.
“After the tetanus boost I’m going to put some antibiotic ointment on the wound, to prevent infection.” Fraiser interjected, cutting him off.
“I do not understand why children are allowed to be near such vicious animals. They seem to be a most dangerous species. ”
“They’re not vicious, Teal’c. He bit you because you scared him to death when you tried to pick him up.” Sam told the still perplexed Jaffa, shaking her head. Then she turned to O’Neill, an amused twinkle in her eyes.
“It was Poppy, sir. Teal’c pulled on his paw to pick him up and he obviously wasn’t happy about that.” She couldn’t hid a grin at the Colonel’s bewildered expression.
“So he can fight gods, monsters, replicators, epidemies…and he gets his butt kicked by a hamster???”
this one won the challenge #7 on sgffchallenges


Title: Mice in a maze
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Classification: Humor
Challenge: Someone gets lost. Can be SG/Lost Crossover. Sam Carter has to be in it, and she can be the lost one.

“Sir, you sure this is the right way?” Sam asked her C.O as they wandered through the endless maze of mirror-covered corridors.
“Damn, this place looks all the same.” O’Neill ran a hand through his hair, glaring at the infinite number of frustrated Jacks and Sams staring at him. “Let’s go back and take that left turn.”
***
Daniel sighed. “Teal’c, it’s been half an hour. Should we go get them?”
“O’Neill and MajorCarter are capable soldiers. I believe they will soon find their way back.” They waited in silence, eyes fixed on the exit of the fair’s “House of mirrors”. About to enter challenge #29 on samcarter100

Both are rated G (me…writing G…that’s something new!!!)