Blame purple_shoes on this one...

[prowler_pilot]

Since you clicked the cut you have to repost this using one of the following as a cut:

1. Heather got me pregnant.
2. I made love to Heather last night.
3. My boy/girlfriend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head
9. Pussy eating 101
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.

I'm sorry for you guys...